July 15th, 2009
Kirsty and Chris came to my attention through Lara, one half of another couple featured on here who both seemed as keen as beans to do their very first video shoot never having even done it for themselves. After a bit of time talking to them, the day came and I was driving to meet them in person where they live in Swansea.

I arrived to meet a rather attractive couple with a bit of an age gap between them. Kirsty is 21 and Chris is about 30 something. Both have been together for some time now before getting together the past year or so and they've been discovering things together as couples usually do and one of those things is swinging which they both enjoy enormously. The reason behind them doing a video stemmed from this. They have had sex in front of complete strangers and found they really enjoyed it. I think this was more Chris idea and Kirsty agreed to it with a mischievous grin. Chris soon found out performing on a video was not quite the same as fucking in front of people watching. I was there to make a video so wasn't sure if I was supposed to be turned on and having a fiddle with me knob doing so. I'm a professional and don't do such things….well I would've cos Kirsty was real cute but it was far at the back of my mind and could've had a different outcome. For the best or worse who knows. But when you are getting to know each other you don't really take that chance. I mean its something that could either rock your world and make you wake up to how sleazy the porn industry can be. I prefer the more civilised approach and considered it rude. Not that I hadn't thought of it if it was to aid their video making experience.
So they are getting it on in the first act of the video where Kirsty settles down with her glass of beer feeling awkward as its her first time so I kind of prompt the proceedings by goading Chris on who really didn't need much prompting as he went straight for her pussy, pulling her knickers aside and gave her pussy a good lashing with his tongue as she bucked, moaned and writhed around, and forced his head into her pussy as if suffocating him. Chris wasn't complaining.
July 12th, 2009
Some of you may have been caught doing the last bits of shopping prior to Christmas while others had already started drinking an making merriment in their own way. Rio and David are one such couple.
I met Rio way back in October on a trip in Portugal where it came up in conversation about what I do. Her eyes flashed a mischievous interest but I wasn't sure she was actually going to follow through until I hung out in her room to speak to her partner David all the way back in England at the ungodly hour of 2 in the morning, where I can imagine he was all bleary eyed with sleep to have his girlfriend excitedly ask him: Honey, how do you want to do a video for Real Couples? You see, Rios motive might have been because she badly wanted to fuck a guy in the arse with a strap on. I said, @Girl, you can do whatever you bothdamn weel want. Just make it hot!'

November rolled by and December came around and I thought I'd give them a call to which they decided after seeing the site that they wanted to go ahead with it and booked the date and there I was, at their place south of the London river. We discussed what they wanted to do and I told them they could be as wild and nasty as they wanna be. Its their show and I don't censor couples…well, short of some strange voodoo rituals involving human sacrifices maybe..but even then (ha ha- just kidding).
You must understand that Rio and David have sex at Olympian proportions, fucking amongst other things for up to 3 days without sleep. I wont even go into how they do that. I mean once I've shot me load , I roll over, fart and go to sleep like most normal folk…Ha ha just kidding again. Really. But yes, they paid the price for their vice by walking around sore and stinging for over a week.
July 9th, 2009
I found this really nice couple on the BGAFD. For those of you who don't know what that is it is a forum where people from fans, producers and models converge and discuss things related to porn in the UK and beyond. I approached Honeys request with an invitation to be on this here site with her fella and once they gave me the greenlight I high tailed it all the way down to the beach town of Brighton and pah-yow here she is. All dressed up for the occasion in her Santa outfit which was totally their idea by the way.

They are a pleasant and friendly couple and I would describe that being this is their second video ever I would say I got that type of video. Its funny but some couples have no problems getting naked and having sex but they still express themselves in a way where they don't give too much away. This isn't a bad thing, just an observation. I feel that deep down Honey and Marcus are a lot wilder than they have let on here but no amount of explaining what I do would have got this out of them but the interesting thing is, this scene was very much them anyway, made quintessentially more that Marcus shagged his missus with his socks on! This for me is very funny because it is a very british thing to do which gave this scene that bit more character.
Honey warmed Marcus up by getting him in the mood by undressing him as if she was unwrapping a present, his hard dick standing to attention which she dutifully sucked in appreciation before he sat her down on the sofa and licked away happily at her shaven pussy before Honey got the toys out and placed a cock ring with flashing lights on his ding-a-ling (hey I'm keeping things festive here) as he worked a rampant rabbit vibrator in her pussy pushing the ears of it to stimulate her clit. Now suitable wet, he worked a massive black dildo in her pussy and man that looked big in her! They kept each other on the boil kissing and working the dildo in and out as Marcus remained rock hard throughout, pulling the dildo out to sink his cock in place of the gaping hole left behind of the dildo.
July 6th, 2009
Jimmy is a jammy git and he knows it. You know why? Unlike some of the couples who I've shot here in this fair city of Prague, Jimmy isn't in the business of performing for porn flicks. Hell Jimmy looks like a rebel biker which probably is what appealed to Jennifer about him. So Jimmy is a jammy git that he pulled a hot chick like Jennifer Max but Jimmy is a cool guy too. Rather than keep his missus all to himself he graciously allowed us to see her in all her naked glory and wind us up all the more by being the guy to shag his girlfriend for us all to see….Just to remind us what a jammy git he is. loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

I however was honoured they should do this video for me as I had to squint a couple of times knowing I've seen Jennifer someplace and then it hit me….some of the UK mags under a different name! Jennifer is a very attractive, dark skinned 20 something that not untypical of the girls in this region has a beautiful body and tits to die for but the real beauty in Jen Jen is in the way she moves; enthusiastic and with lots of sexy eye contact thatmakes you wish you was the guy at the other end of that dick as she sucks and rolls her tongue over his helmet, Jimmy got her in the mood with a bit of tongue lashing to the fanny (oops sorry pussy) region. Suitably rigid, he whips it out and she has a good old nosh on it over the dining room table before he gets her into a suitable position to slide and glide the old boy in her vip area where they rocked the casbah for a bit, changing positions as if to say- Hey look at me! Look at my penis in my beautiful girlfriend! She's all mine y'know'… before laying her flat on her back over the table and a couple of thrusts of his old chap pulls out to postion himself over her wide open mouth, tongue poking out and coughs up the old baby gravy all over her chops and she licks it up and swallows it down like a good trooper. Yes every home should have a loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.
Thanks to this lovely couple for sharing the love here at Real Couples.
July 3rd, 2009
From the moment Keira got on the sofa to suck her fellas cock which I exploited some very extreme angles to make it look obscenely large (not that it weren't huge to begin with) before sticking it in her arse inside of 2 minutes I knew we were going to be on a ride where I didn't know where it would lead to except to say it would end in a cum shot that not even I knew where because one thing I try to avoid with this line is the stereotypical end shot where the guys pull out and tug off their man juice over the ladies tongue out waiting upturned face. Don't get me wrong if the couples are into this then this is the way we go. For some doing videos is a rare opportunity for them to get this indulgence but not so appropriate in a real life setting.

Not one to censor couples if they get a little left field, there was a point when Lee pulled a knife out to her throat which kind of got me nervous but still excited because I was filming a couple who were now in their zone at the exclusion of all others. I can imagine that they must have epic sessions from time to time and no doubt punctuate their relationship with tender loving other times. You can tell just being around them how comfortable they are. It was more a question of unlearn what you have learned which I brought up in our conversation before hand because as a producer they were hoping to do what ever I wanted them to do, and this is not how it was to be I explained to them. They even asked me how hard can they go? As hard as you fucking want to or if you want to do soft and vanilla, this is cool with me also.
They were charged mentally for sex, it didn't matter to them where they went. Lets put it this way, for how the shoot went, you couldn't script real life 30 minutes from now and that is the journey we were to go on up to an hour after shooting. It was hot, fraught with psychology, sweaty. Keira was dripping….I love a girl who sweats and her make up running down her face. There was no pattern to what they did, a kiss here, a slap there (from both parties may I add) some domestic battle of wills whose the daddy/ mummy stuff. It was so real for me I didn't have to be there..But it helps that I am very familiar with Keira and although this is my first time working with Lee I think he trusted me by being himself. I can see why Keira is with him for sure and it was definitely a high energy performance they both put in and one I hope they are proud of too.