April 28th, 2009
At best it was a difficult shoot that started out a tiny bit awkward for the simple fact Mike, Louises partner of eight years had beginners nerves or for want of another word: stage fright. I also feel a bit guilty that I didn't have my usual chat prior to meeting with both partners. I have worked with Louise Parker before with Sahara which was where I met her for the first time, so I feel honoured that she chose me to shoot her first boy/girl on the basis of that first time.

Mike wasn't very assertive and seemed to lack confidence in his own abilities. I am sure he is a amazing guy and everything as he is still in a relationship that seems to be a loving 1 after eight years. My powers of deduction lead me to believe the decision to make this clip was not made with altruistic motives. If there was then there would have not been a problem. The magic ingredient that was missing was; exhibitionism. This is the driving force behind almost all good sex scenes captured on film and lets face it, Mike is not an exhibitionist. That said though. He was getting the hang of it on the soft version and had I got to know him better we could have shot it the other way round. Soft then hard version last.
All things said and done though, it wasn't a disaster. Far from it. If anything it was as real as it could get in the circumstances that reminds me from time to time that I've been on a good roll so far and that every now and again, I will have my work cut out with editing. After all I managed to capture all the elements to make a scene work. The getting it up, the getting it in and the sperm shot. Which was fairly spectacular but the way in which it was achieved may not be that dynamic but hey. The best news is, what could end up looking like an average shoot may well end up being a whole lot more as Louise and Mike have offered to shoot their own scene in home made mode which should be a lot better than the effort we made today as well as being that bit more personal. We shall wait and see what they have in store for us.
April 25th, 2009
I personally thought Amee has a Kirsten Dunst look about her. The again, she has been told she looks like Avril Lavigne. I aint doing too bad in the lookey likeys department in couples am I? Maybe I should do a Real Couples Celebrity lookey likey tape. Now that's a grand idea!

I think Neo had great ideas for the vid and as I said, Amees insecurity kind of stilted things abit . When the camera was of, she flitted around and was such a personable and innocent but mischievous at the same time that if I captured Amee like this you would have loved her so much…I mean it was beautiful even, watching her gyrate around the room on tip toes as if she was doing ballet (which she has done apparently). As soon as the camera went back on, the frivolity in her stopped. I'm sure she was playing a game of being difficult. I've had it before with certain girls who will do every thing for you off camera but won't do it when its on. Still that never got too much in the way of Neo getting a hard on as he got stuck right in there licking his girls shaven bitch. She responded well to this, squirming and sighing away. Almost trying to fight it but caving in every now and again. I liked where Neos head was at with the baby oil as he oiled her delicate body and cute tiny jugs. She really is a darling to look at.
Neo nailed her on the sofa and the rug (which looked to good to be called a rug but for lack of a better word) he shagged her in a variety of positions before cumming buckets inside her vag. Amee spread her legs to show it dripping out all over the seat and that was that. Another clip for Real Couples in the bag. I hope to see more of Amee and Neo in the future. If they work on the mov aspect I feel they will turn out a blinding clip next time but then that will be another story…
April 22nd, 2009
I have incorporated a new approach to introducing these scenes by way of a not too intrusive interview with which I mov the couples separately then intercut their answers. This makes the info they give come across as more interesting, spontaneous and you get a general feel for their personality. I will try to find new approaches but the questions are based on:
What kind of couple they are. How did u meet? What do you most like about your partner? And, whats the wildest thing they have done together
Natasha and Rohman had ideas of using baby oil which I encouraged but because we used a friends house, they declined. We did this because they didn't want to shoot at their home where they share with other students and the day was far too sexy to be shooting in a hotel room. We would have died for sure, melting in a sweltering hot room.
Natasha and Rohman started off (as most couples do) kissing passionately and fondling while removing the clothes but I guess they were in express clip making mode or this was really them. All in all though, they gave a very enthusiastic and dynamic performance as they expressed themselves sexually. Rohman was rock hard like any devoted partner should be when she pulled his trousers down. Va- dugudugudugudugud! is the onamatopeia that come to mind as his stick sprung out like a stiff ruler caught in a desk springboard stylee. Natasha set about slobbing him off all the while looking into his eyes. For a moment, you can download they were in each others world. They then got down on the floor for a bit of 69 before seating Natasha on the sofa where Rohman inched his wang into her. They banged away from the sofa to the chair in doggy style then doggy on the sofa, then standing up where I got some real good angles. Like any good wife, Natasha knew from his sounds when he was going to come without him saying it and spun around, his boner popping out of her , she gave him a couple of sucks before dutifully opening her mouth for the ball nectar she was about to receive. I guess regular porn enthusiasts will be disappointed but Natasha took Rohmans sperm into her mouth and swallowed it. I guess I could have stopped them to take pictures but hey, what the hell. They had a moment and I was privileged to document it. I love couples guy, they're the best!
April 19th, 2009
Nancy from Playboy US got in touch via the Real Couples website earlier this year and after much internal discussion at STM HQ it was agreed I should assist them on producing a reportage they wanted to do about the site. Normally I um-ah about such things especially where British TV comes in but these guys were flying in from the US specially and I was fast to realise the potential doing such a show could have on raising the profile of the Real Couples site and of course, muy profile in association with it. I considered the downsides of another cameraman getting in the way of the shoot which I've experienced with my time working alongside John Mason. After months of planning I considered the aforementioned couples as suitable candidates to assist me on this project for several reasons.
One being that most normal couples would not have agreed to be filmed by anyone outside of me that was going to give them more exposure outside of the internet and dvd/ cable sales/ broadcast.
Two, the ability to perform in such circumstances with 2 different crews at the same time. Other factors aside, I considered my choices wisely with those who would indeed benefit from this opportunity.
Then before the moment came to pass, I decided I wanted to shoot the hard versions to make sure I didn't compromise on the quality of shoot the patrons of the site had come to know and respect, feeling, had I done everything, stills hard and soft versions on the day, I would have tired myself and my performers out to the point it would have been an uninspired shoot. It turned out this was a wise decision. After much shifting of dates I finally got round to shooting Taylor and Pete whom I met at the BGAFD . Taylor suggested I shoot them for Real Couples. The interesting thing was, I knew Taylor and Pete were not an item in the traditional sense, being more fuck buddies who met up on a porn shoot and hit it off so well, they socialise and have sex off camera with no remuneration for their cadences. The fact they are steady fuck buddies qualifies in my opinion and it showed on the day. I would describe Taylor as a drivng force in all the scenes she appears in. My earliest experience of her was on a shoot coming out soon on Naughty Shorties 6 with Mark Sloan, before her boob job where shehad blond hair. The personality hasn't changed one bit, just the looks that I would describe as “more extreme” in keeping with her sexual persona.
April 16th, 2009
Finally met Lolly Badcock. And she was everything I had come to expect she was over the months leading up to this day. All I had to go on was word of mouth about her reliability, enthusiasm, dynamic performance and her wild “psychological” type scenes with Mick, her husband. Already, the pair intrigued me and I was hoping none of this raw sexuality would be lost before I got a chance to document it.. It was probably just as well I shot the hard version a week before the soft/ Playboy shoot then. The week before I got an honest to goodness performance thatI was happy with, though Mick was not so sure about. I could understand his attitude towards professional performing and producers alike which is why I let couples perform in their own time and only offer direction if it is needed. I suspect Lolly can be a bit of a handful, in a nice kind of way but that is the essential thing that makes this series so special. Every couple brings something interesting to the table and I accepted this was it for them.

The video kicked off in a deliberate corn ball porn type of waywith Lolly flitting in to direct her husbands attention away from work, cue, snogging, fondling and licking of hooters to fever pitch and Mick picks her up and brings her over to the sofa where he continues before exploring her with his tongue and fingers before breaking out the toys and sticking 1 up her bum and another in her twat before she turns her attentions to him by slobbing his boner, then its all shag fest city here we come stuff leading up to anal, backside to mouth and more fucking on the floor doogy style where Mick pulls out of Lolly close to climax as she turns around, mouth open to receive his sperm. Rousing stuff indeed.
Playboy came down a week later to video me filming them on the job and interviewed them which I felt went well, though Mick was stressed out about matters outside of what is my business but still delivered what I considered an adequate scene. I say this because he really was not in the most friendliest of moods that day
Still, the soft cut together quite well and u wouldnt know what happened on the day